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Since I am currently the only person in my Branch in Tuscaloosa I'm doing a lot of things I normally wouldn't do if there were other employees around to rat me out. I've slept under my desk, taken extra long lunches, left currently I'm on another line please leave me a message messages on my voice mail while in reality could well have taken the call. For those of you who are alone in your branch and those of you who might now wish you were what would you do?
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 03:36 PM
Feel lucky you are in a branch, I missed the beginning. I think I would just quit the sales calls, lounge on the women\'s bathroom couch and drink Margaritas. No wait, maybe it would be better to rent out some of the desk space and make dome cash. Only difference is where I dirnk the margaritas.
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 04:32 PM
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 06:06 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I would steal the boss's desk, take the best chair in the office, and cover everything with post-its.
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 06:21 PM
Good question, cerralee. I think I would go through everyone else's desk. I bet you'd find some very interesting, and possibly blackmail worthy, information!
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 09:43 PM
konamouse, on Oct 26 2009, 05:31 PM, said:
this is not only genius... but delicious!
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 12:56 PM
I would Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning. try it!
Also, every time I walked through a doorway, I'd make the star trek "Scccccccchwop" sound.
Also, every time I walked through a doorway, I'd make the star trek "Scccccccchwop" sound.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:24 PM
If I Were The ONLY Employee In My Branch I Would.... Read up on the Small Branch Union thread and then I'd probably transfer to Middletown.
Just Sayin....
Just Sayin....
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:25 PM
i would do a considerable amount of dancing.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 03:18 PM
[quote name='garylmoore78' date='Oct 27 2009, 09:24 PM' post='1873764']
If I Were The ONLY Employee In My Branch I Would.... Read up on the Small Branch Union thread and then I'd probably transfer to Middletown.
Just Sayin....
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Ain't a coming...went on a sales call to the Beach, played volleyball while I "networked" with some potential clients, then spent a long time trying to tie up a sale at the "Beer Garden". Why the heck would I want to be in the Middle? I am the boss of ME!!! Well at least for the moment. I hired the local massuese parlor to come in and give stress relief staff training. Next is a roadtrip to the cinemark-I hear they make tickets out of paper!!
If I Were The ONLY Employee In My Branch I Would.... Read up on the Small Branch Union thread and then I'd probably transfer to Middletown.
Just Sayin....
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Ain't a coming...went on a sales call to the Beach, played volleyball while I "networked" with some potential clients, then spent a long time trying to tie up a sale at the "Beer Garden". Why the heck would I want to be in the Middle? I am the boss of ME!!! Well at least for the moment. I hired the local massuese parlor to come in and give stress relief staff training. Next is a roadtrip to the cinemark-I hear they make tickets out of paper!!
